Location:

Woolman 20-21

In my sophomore year of college, I lived in a quad, which is just about the worst form of self-mutiliation sanctioned by decent society. Still, the year produced a few good moments:

Simon: I love this game way too much

Nick: I thought you said it wasn't very good

Simon: It isn't. That's why I love it way too much. If it were good I would love it just enough.

Nick: God loves you. Now get in the cake.

Nick: You gotta get lucky to get lucky.

Nick: So either we're not nice or we're not good looking.

Josh: I'm gonna say that I'm not nice!

Simon: There's something you can do about not being nice. You can pretend.

Casey: It's a smiley face

Josh: It's a demented smiley face!

Casey: Well so's she!

Josh S: She said there would be a veritable cornucopia of baked goods

Simon: She said, "look, I'm full of shit."

Simon: Guys are jerks, women are bitches

Nick: and hos!

Josh: Who's to blame?

Simon: No one's to blame. That's the beauty of it.

Josh: Excuse me, I have to go, I believe someone has just realized that I've hit my sexual plateau.

Simon: She better take it back, that false-advertising bitch.

Josh: Typically, in my experience, it's always been the women who are sensitive to rats' feelings.

Nick: Who knows?

Simon: No one.

Nick: Who is no one?

Simon: Ok, picture everyone you know. Now erase them.

Sarah (Casey's Sister): There are some people out there who are just waiting for me to judge them. And I'm not going to let them down.

Josh: It can't be clean! You've been sweating your peaches and cream shit on it!

Josh: Oh, look at my desk sperm!

Nick: Econ is like, "I'm dumb, but I want to make a lot of money." Poli Sci is like "I'm stupid."

Simon: You want to do something meaningful, right?

Josh: Well, or profitable.

Simon: Right, I assumed by meaningful you meant profitable.

Simon: No, I'm trying not to be too excited. Excitement leads to anxiety. Anxiety leads to fear. Fear leads to impotence.

Josh: You saw the scared little Casey inside of big Casey.

Alyssa: He's like one of those Russian dolls.

Josh: So you're saying that there's an old Russian woman inside of Casey?