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Criticism and Insults

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Dorothy Parker
Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
Mark Twain
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
T.S. Eliot
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin Jones, The Twilight of the Idols
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.
Winston Churchill
I didn't like the play but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
Mark Twain
The proper function of a critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it.
D.H. Lawrence, Studies in Classic American Literature
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
H.L. Mencken
The problem with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
She had a face of such immovable stupidity that it amounted to a sort of strange beauty.
Malcom Muggeridge on Rosa Luxemborg
Mr Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has much to be modest about.
Winston Churchill on Clement Atlee
An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Atlee got out
Winston Churchill on Clement Atlee
Murray has no head - his neck just haired over.
John L. Lewis on Philip Murray
One could not even dignify him with the name of stuffed shirt. He was simply a hole in the air.
George Orwell on Stanley Baldwin
When they circumcised Herbert Samuel, they threw away the wrong bit.
David Lloyd George on Herbert Samuel
He has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair.
Louise Lamprey on William McKinley
We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
Winston Churchill on Ramsay MacDonald
When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. So we were very often angry at each other.
Charles DeGaulle on Winston Churchill