Screw Your Roommate 2000
Becki got back.
Simon got religion.
Simon got a date, too.
Nick Pied Pipered a mouse.
I reclaimed the farm animal theme of 1999's screw with a cow toga, a cow bell, and horns. "Moo, I'm a wild cow!" said I.
Tex ropes me in.
Abbyangelo the Ninja Turtle.