Some people claim to be the Fifth Beatle. Dad was the fifth member of the Million Dollar Quartet.
I make sweet, sweet love to the mic.
When I leave in the morning, I always promise to call, but I never do.
The next big thing. That may be a fat joke. I'm not saying.
I'm prepared to sell out to be famous. Even if it means singing country music.
Always leave them wanting more. In this case, the trick is that I'm not plugged into an amplifier, so they can't hear me.